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life should be infinite

juliansballclenchingfalsetto:

i would recognize a band member in public faster than my own parents

(Source: emojustinyoung, via acidicmoons)

dashdrive:

if I lie here

if I just lay here

I’ll probably fall asleep so leave me alone

(via volcainist)

hotboyproblems:

Turn offs: private instagrams

(via assume)

  • iPhone user: I'm so excited to get the iPhone 6
  • Android user: Why do people with iPhones think they're so much better than everyone else
  • iPhone user: I just like this pho-
  • Android user: The Samsung Anus5000 had that screen *snort* like 2 years ago! *glomping noise* How are you enjoying 2012 you mindless sheeple?? *uses inhaler to suppress incoming asthma attack*

communistbakery:

I get really confused when people get to know me and still flirt with me, like there are hotter funnier more enjoyable people why are you picking me why would you do that to yourself

(via volcainist)